Google Phone!

Me want one!

The T-Mobile G1, the first mobile device powered by Google’s open-source Android software, will be available in stores in the United States on October 22 and will cost 179 dollars.

The G1, which is a bit thicker but slightly narrower than an iPhone, will go on sale in Britain in early November and in other European countries served by T-Mobile, a subsidiary of Germany’s Deutsche Telekom AG, in early 2009.

The G1 offers many of the features of the iPhone and Research in Motion’s popular BlackBerry including a touch screen similar to that of the iPhone, a trackball for navigation, high-speed Internet browsing, Wi-Fi, e-mail, instant messaging and SMS texting.

It has a 3.0-megapixel camera with photo-sharing capability and a slide-out QWERTY keyboard, a feature lacking on the iPhone.

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Man Sues Doctors After Penis Amputated

And he claims they did it without consent – Ouch!

Philip Seaton, 61, went to have a circumcision last October as part of treatment for a medical condition. Seaton said when he woke up from the procedure, he realized his penis had been amputated. Imagine him waking up and asking, “Where have all the cowboys goneee?!!!!!!” Hail Mary!

The lawsuit was filed in Shelby County court last week against Dr. John Patterson, who performed the procedure, Dr. Oliver James, who administered anesthesia, and Commonwealth Urology, PSC.

Lesson: Never sleep when circumcised!

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How Can Anyone Live Like This?

OMFG. That is some nasty pile of shit filth. I don’t know how can anyone live like this. This is just way beyond comprehension. Disgusting!

Does the owner ever clean? Or even know what cleanliness means?!

A procrastinator? Or just super lazy motherfucker? You decide.

Look at the bathroom area. Yes, it looks like shit. Nasty stuff. You have been warned.

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Swiss Restaurant To Serve Meals Cooked With Human Breast Milk

A Swiss gastronomist has stirred a controversy in the tranquil Alpine republic after announcing that he will serve meals cooked with human breast milk.

The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk.

“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?” Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said.

Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk.

He said: “I first experimented with breast milk when my daughter was born.

“One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency.”

The food control authority in Switzerland was initially confused by the apparent loophole in local legislation regulating the use of human milk and it was not clear whether Mr Locher could actually be banned from serving his specialities.

“Humans as producers of milk are simply not envisaged in the legislation.

“They are not on the list of approved species such as cows and sheep, but they are also not on the list of the banned species such as apes and primates,” Rolf Etter of the Zurich food control laboratory said.

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You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! It’s more of a publicity stunt than anything else. But I would definitely try it. I’m more curious on how they extract the milk from the chick’s breasts!

Yeshh… do they have any job openings?

Just thinking… suction machines? or plain old tits sucking? Either one works for me as long as they are not sucking the bejesus out of this one.

My Name Is Earl

Can you believe this guy?! He was arrested 1,333 times and spent 5,000 days in jail for custody! Whaaaatt?!

Crazy crazy crazy drunken bastard!

Henry Earl, 58-year old often goes into episodes of public drunkenness. According to official documents, his first arrest was back in July 1970 at 20 years-old for carrying a concealed weapon.

And since then, things have just gone down hill.

Wonder if he has his own personalized jail cell???

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Heroes Season 3: It’s Back!

Season 3 starts four years in the future, with a renegade Claire confronting Peter for revealing the heroes’ special powers to the world and leaving them vulnerable to predators and enemies. But before Claire can shoot him, Peter travels back in time to see if he can stop the big reveal from happening.

As the eeeevil Mama Petrelli is happy to remind him in Pt. 2 (not-too-subtly titled, “The Butterfly Effect”), every readjustment of time has its consequences. So when Peter travels back to shoot Nathan to stop him from spilling the beans, all sorts of “Heroes” hell breaks loose.

The ramifications include Claire falling victim to Sylar, who appropriates her rejuvenating powers and leaves her numb; Nathan recovering, finding God and being pulled back into politics by a rebooted Nikki (now a political operative named Tracy); and Elle short-circuiting during a fight with Sylar and letting a bunch of superpowered mutants out of Level 5.

Meanwhile, poor Matt Parkman is wandering the deserts of Africa (!); Hiro and Ando are chasing some deadly formula across time and space; and Mohinder has injected himself with super-powers and is already regretting it.

And alas, Maya is still walking the earth to terrorize us with her hopeless acting and scary wardrobe. (Not the orange midriff top! Eeeeeeee!)

The encouraging news from “Heroes”-land is that the two new episodes had oodles of energy, and the Level 5 escapee plot is more promising than anything that happened during all of last season. Now that Elle’s father is dead, Mama Petrelli is in charge, which could be horrible for everybody, but great for us. She could also be Sylar’s mother. Which would be too sick for words. But in a really good way.

The downside is, too many of our heroes appear to be stuck in a loop that hasn’t changed enough since the show roared into our lives two years ago. Hiro is still racing through time to stop an end-of-the-world tragedy. So is Peter. Nathan is back in politics, Claire is back to videotaping her death-defying stunts, and Mohinder is still a good-looking cipher. Even Linderman is back from the dead.

But hey, Elle is still here and still sparky; Ando could be headed for the dark side, and Nikki/Tracy reduced William Katt to a pile of ice cubes. And you’re not going to see that on “Dancing With the Stars.”

So what did you think? Are you back in the “Heroes”fold, or still on the “Heroes” fence? Are you thrilled that present-day Peter is stuck in the body of Weevil from “Veronica Mars”? Were you pleased to see Andre Royo from “The Wire” in the credits, but confused when you couldn’t find him in the show? (Who was he? Anybody know?)

Or are you just waiting for “Lost” to come back?

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Boy, 11, Arrested In Drug Store Robbery, Fake Guns Used During Holdup

Oh no! The world is getting crazy y’all!

An 11-year-old boy was arrested one Monday morning after police said he tried to rob a Walgreen’s drug store.

The boy entered the store at Kirkman Road and Raleigh Street around 3:30 a.m. with fake guns and tried to rob an employee and the store manager, Orlando Police Department Lt. A. Skiles said. Hah!

Someone in the store was able to dial 911, and officers were waiting for the boy when he fled.
The boy tried to get away on a bike, but Skiles said officers quickly caught up with him.

Your parents must be real proud! Keep it up kid!

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Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs!

Damn, granny! She was caught buying cocaine and marijuana, and you won’t believe her “excuse.”

She is being held on $15,000 bond. Thursday, August 21, 2008, A South Florida granny is busted in an undercover drug sting.

70-year old Paula Carrido (photo above) is facing serious charges.

“We caught her buying cocaine and marijuana,” says Miami police officer Kenia Alfonso.

Investigators say Carrido, who has never been arrested before, claims the drugs weren’t for her.

“She told our officer that she was buying the drugs for her son,” says Alfonso. Yeah right! Go get ‘em grams!

Carrido appeared before a judge Thursday morning who set her bond at $15,500. Burn in hell!