They go to this secret superheroes “home for the aged”. It’s a hidden headquarters no one knows about — except for retired senior citizen superheroes. No kidding.
When Superheroes Get Old
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Monthly Archives: January 2009
Turning Everyday Objects Into Art Forms
Hay Art
Hello Kitty Zombie Birthday Cake
I don’t want this on my birthday mom! This is too horrifying! A green kitty cake with dark eye circles? Hello zombie!!! Noooo!
Debbie Does Cakes, cake designer Debbie Gourd is the creator of this hideous monster, err, Hello Kitty Cake. Its supposed to give this “we don’t get” impression. And she sure succeed! I definitely won’t get anybody who’s crazy enough to order this on their fucking birthday! A birthday gift for my ex maybe!
Kan-CHO!
lmao! That’s got to hurt… what crazy kids.
It called Kancho in Japan. Kancho is an act often played out in Japan; it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone’s anal region when the victim is not looking. WTF. Yes, in the arse.
A Kancho is often executed simultaneously as the the offending party expresses loudly “Kan-CHO!“
It is sometimes known in English as a “Jobby-Jabber”.
I remembered doing this to my friends back when I was young, right after I got punched in the face. Kan-CHO!
Baby Sandwich
Ridiculous Pac-Man Tattoo
Fanboy alert!
I have seen many stupid and ridiculous fanboy-ish tattoos, but this one is the worst. Some people really loves Pac-Man, and I can’t blame them, since it’s certainly a classic and one of the best arcade game ever created – I said ONE.
Anyway, some guy who loves Pac-Man so much got a geeky tattoo of the classic arcade game in the most unusual place. Seriously. It just looks fucking ridiculous.
Need to find out where? The answer after the jump.
Shelby Aero EV: The World’s Fastest Electric Car
Shelby SuperCars (SSC) released the details of its revolutionary All-Electric Scalable Powertrain, the AESP. The Ultimate Aero EV utilizes a twin motor AESP producing an astounding 1,000 HP and 800 lb-ft of torque enabling it to rocket to 60 mph in a mere 2.5 seconds and reach a top speed of 208 mph.
