A ‘must read list’ from esquire.com‘s – The Life List: 175 Things A Man Should Do Before He Dies

Note that the pic has got nothing to do with the article. But seriously, eating bread cock should be on the top of the list.

1. Date an older woman.
2. Lose your virginity to an older woman.
3. Have your young and tender heart carved into bite-sized pieces, lightly salted, and chewed by an older woman.
4. Stand up to a bully.
5. Fly in a Learjet.
6. Jump out of a Cessna.
7. Talk to God.
8. Vote in anger.
9. Run for office.
10. Feel the recoil of a warm Kalashnikov.
11. Save a life.
12. Lend a hand, especially as concerns those hard-to-reach areas.
13. Shave a woman’s legs.
14. Take a schvitz.
15. Go around the world.
16. Watch scrambled porn.
17. Unplug your TV for a month.
18. Climb a mountain–not Everest–without the slightest urge to write a book about it.
19. Sail alone the ocean blue without the slightest urge to write a book about it.
20. Write a brief autobiography without the slightest urge to publish it.

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