And I am not kidding.
A man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you put in your anus. Yes, you stick it up your ass people!
It is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes [...]

Scary!

Want one? Looking for an excuse to waste your money? Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created a stupid Gold Pill. It’s a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You’re supposed to eat it “to increase your self-worth.” Lame! How much is it? It costs $425 for the fucking joke. [...]

Imagine this — when you ring somebody’s phone and get voicemail, would leave a message? Yes if the person is still alive, of course! But when he’s dead… well, that’s another story!
Marian Seltzer always gets her husband’s voicemail. But she doesn’t mind leaving messages - he’s been dead for three years. Three fucking years! And [...]

How exhausting could it get? Or… how crazy did he get?
An “adventurer” named Alex Bellini from Italy was just rescued after 10 months at sea alone in a row boat. He planned on crossing the Pacific in his row boat (a row boat!), starting off in Peru and rowing to Australia. After traveling more than [...]

Presenting… The bra of the future! Complete with LEDs, glow in the darkest dark and comes in different colors! It shines brighter than your sex life or better yet, makes your sex life colorful and interesting! I wonder if Heidi Klum owns one….. Well she must! Technology — even in bras! Dayum!

Say whaaa…?? Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Simply put, it measures your peepee!

Ooooops! What did you do!??
In Springfield, Ohio, a woman is in critical condition after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex. What a climax! Hah!
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something (a condom perhaps?!) on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn [...]