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Meet Alfie Patten, The 13-Year Old Dad
āIām tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.ā Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant and the baby daddy is baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight. Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
Read on! I won’t know if this is too fucking stupid of them to put in prints but really, its hilarious!
Hello Kitty Zombie Birthday Cake
I don’t want this on my birthday mom! This is too horrifying! A green kitty cake with dark eye circles? Hello zombie!!! Noooo!
Debbie Does Cakes, cake designer Debbie Gourd is the creator of this hideous monster, err, Hello Kitty Cake. Its supposed to give this “we don’t get” impression. And she sure succeed! I definitely won’t get anybody who’s crazy enough to order this on their fucking birthday! A birthday gift for my ex maybe!
The Chaise: ‘Him’ And ‘Her’ Chairs


Now this is both uncomfortable and comfortable. Why? Uncomfy because its plastic, comfy because it fits your butt and your butt crack! The Chaise Him and Her chairs is the creation of Italian designer Fabio Novembre, and available for $340 apiece.





