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Better late than never… Happy holidays everyone!

The small pumpkin looks so sad. Happy Halloween guys!

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We would like to apologize for the downtime. We have just relocated our site (domain, hosting) to a new provider because we had problems with the previous one. I’ll rant more about that later.
Anyway, the relocation was such a daunting task - with all the files to transfer, the dumping of MySQL database etc., [...]

I think I understand why the hand-washing is so important.

The last four are backwards. It should read:
- Ask for help
- Masturbate
- Wash hands
- Take a nap
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I first heard this song Everyday Is Exactly The Same (by Nine Inch Nails) in the “Wanted” movie, starring of course, the luscious Angelina Jolie. It was literally stuck in my head. Days later, I scoured the internet and found it!
The song just gave me this tingling feeling of euphoria, almost like I am about to come! [...]

This song makes me want to scream in agony of how life is an endless loop of  lousy-painful-indiscretion.
Makes me wonder. And “life” - is about what?
Just a big pile of lies? That everything it has WE must deserve.
We must deteriorate. We have no choice.
What should I do?  What is my purpose?
We do the things we [...]

Looks like the upcoming movie Max Payne is getting shitty reviews.
Dammit! I was hoping for this film to be good. I loved the game.
But a PG-13?? Come on!! No brutality?? Jesus! What a kiddie flick.
Max Payne is a 2008 action film based on the 2001 video game of the same name. The film is directed [...]