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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Hungriest Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG&#8230; this is just heartbreaking. Suman Khatun, a five year-old obese Indian girl who suffers from a suspected hormonal imbalance, is so insatiably hungry she is eating herself to death, doctors fear. In just one week, she devours over 10 &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/worlds-most-hungriest-girl/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/worlds-most-hungriest-girl/' addthis:title='World&#8217;s Most Hungriest Girl '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">OMG&#8230; this is just heartbreaking.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Suman Khatun</strong>, a five year-old obese <strong>Indian</strong> girl who suffers from a suspected hormonal imbalance, <em>is so insatiably hungry she is <strong>eating herself to death</strong>,</em> doctors fear.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">In just one week, she devours over 10 kilograms of rice, 24 eggs, six litres of milk and five kilos of potatoes. Her hunger even leads her to sneak out and pester her neighbours for food in the village of Metiala in the Indian state of West Bengal.</p>
<p>Earning just &pound;6 a week, her parents have reached their wits&#8217; end with their daughter who weighs in at almost 12 stone, despite being only three and half feet tall.</p>
<p>&quot;When she is not fed she cries, shouts, screams and has even thrown rocks at us&quot; says Suman&#8217;s mother Belly Bibi, 33</p>
<p>Crippled by their daughter&#8217;s appetite, Suman&#8217;s family has been unable to afford to travel to Calcutta for expert medical treatment. </p>
<p>Suman struggles to walk as she suffers from severe respiratory problems. At 2, Suman weighed seven stone and her weight has increased by up to 15 kilos per year.</p>
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<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/worlds_hungriest_girl_02.jpg" rel="lightbox[14629]"><img width="499" height="322" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14632" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/worlds_hungriest_girl_02-499x322.jpg" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/worlds_hungriest_girl_04.jpg" rel="lightbox[14629]"><img width="499" height="322" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14634" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/worlds_hungriest_girl_04-499x322.jpg" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/worlds_hungriest_girl_06.jpg" rel="lightbox[14629]"><img width="499" height="322" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14636" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/worlds_hungriest_girl_06-499x322.jpg" /></a></p>
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		<title>Woman Arrested For Dragging Her Kid Through Verizon Store On A Leash</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Geez&#8230; That is just fucking cruel. Here&#8217;s the complete rundown of the story, courtesy of liveleak.com: Info From local news story Woman arrested on child cruelty charge by Jeff Gable An Alabama woman was arrested Tuesday afternoon after police say &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/woman-arrested-for-dragging-her-kid-through-verizon-store-on-a-leash/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/woman-arrested-for-dragging-her-kid-through-verizon-store-on-a-leash/' addthis:title='Woman Arrested For Dragging Her Kid Through Verizon Store On A Leash '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><em>Geez&#8230;</em> That is just fucking cruel.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Here&#8217;s the complete rundown of the story, courtesy of <strong>liveleak.com</strong>:</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Info From local news story</p>
<p>Woman arrested on child cruelty charge<br />
by Jeff Gable</p>
<p>An Alabama woman was arrested Tuesday afternoon after police say she injured a child while dragging it through a store in Rome.</p>
<p>According to Floyd County Jail records:</p>
<p>Melissa Catherine Smith-Means, 37, of Gaylesville, Ala., was arrested by Rome police around 12:30 p.m. She was charged with felony fi More..rst-degree cruelty to children.</p>
<p>Police say she was observed by customers and employees at a store on Broad Street, dragging a small child around by a backpack leash. The child had visible marks on the neck from the incident.</p>
<p>She remains in jail without bail.</p>
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		<title>Unknown Lifeform Found In North Carolina Sewer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY It was picked up by a sewer snakecam in North Carolina. It&#8217;s origin is still unknown. That thing is just nasty! But I bet Steve-O from Jackass will eat it. Similar Posts: Data Center Cable Madness Laser Tattoo Removal &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/unknown-lifeform-found-in-north-carolina-sewer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/unknown-lifeform-found-in-north-carolina-sewer/' addthis:title='Unknown Lifeform Found In North Carolina Sewer '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">It was picked up by a <strong>sewer snakecam</strong> in <strong>North Carolina</strong>. It&#8217;s origin is still unknown.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">That thing is just nasty! But I bet <strong>Steve-O</strong> from <strong>Jackass</strong> will eat it.</p>
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		<title>Google Chrome 2 Is Out!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.youtube.com/watch?v=rubd9bqjS64 It&#8217;s been 8 months since the release of the much-hyped Google Chrome browser. I&#8217;ve been using it for a while now, and it definitely lives up to the hype. The thing that impressed me the most about Google Chrome &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/google-chrome-2-is-out/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/google-chrome-2-is-out/' addthis:title='Google Chrome 2 Is Out! '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">It&#8217;s been 8 months since the release of the much-hyped <strong><a href="http://www.google.com/chrome" target="_self">Google Chrome</a> browser</strong>. I&#8217;ve been using it for a while now, and it definitely lives up to the hype. The thing that impressed me the most about <em>Google Chrome</em> is it&#8217;s speed; and with the new version, it has just gotten better.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Google Chrome 2</strong> is now more stable than ever. Fixing more than 300 bugs that caused crashes. The speed, a new version of <em>WebKit</em> and an update to it&#8217;s <em>JavaScript engine, V8,</em> interactive web pages will run faster even with more tabs opened.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 19-year old man from the Russian city of Yekaterinburg has survived after stabbing himself in the head with a pair of scissor! Warning: The photo you are about to see has graphic content. It contains a photo of a &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/man-survives-after-stabbing-scissors-to-own-skull/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/man-survives-after-stabbing-scissors-to-own-skull/' addthis:title='Man Survives After Stabbing Scissors To Own Skull '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">A 19-year old man from the <strong>Russian</strong> city of <em>Yekaterinburg</em> has survived after stabbing himself in the head with a pair of scissor!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Warning:</strong> The photo you are about to see has <em>graphic content</em>. It contains a photo of a man with scissors impaled on his head. If you can&#8217;t take this kind of brutal stuff, turn away now. You have been warned.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">The man, <strong>Mark Makarenkov</strong>, was having an argument with his girlfriend and after she left, he suddenly grabbed the scissors and stabbed himself in the temple.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13008" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/scissors_stabbed_on_head.jpg" alt="scissors impaled on Mark Makarenkov's head" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><em>Aghhhhhhhh!!!!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Makarenkov’s mother called for an ambulance and he was taken to hospital. The  surgeons carried out an operation to remove the scissors which was embedded 5 centimeters into his skull, but luckily did not damage his brain or eye.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">After learning of the brutal incident, his girlfriend rushed to the hospital and begged for forgiveness, with reasons undisclosed.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">She cheated on her perhaps?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">[via <a href="http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/07/scissors/" target="_self">mosnews</a>]</p>
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		<title>Mom Bathes Baby In Breast Milk</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mrs. Luo of Chongqing, China is producing so much breast milk that she bathes her baby in the excess each day. She is said to be producing two liters of milk, more than she needs, to feed her six-week-old daughter &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/mom-bathes-baby-in-breast-milk/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/mom-bathes-baby-in-breast-milk/' addthis:title='Mom Bathes Baby In Breast Milk '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Mrs. Luo</strong> of <em>Chongqing</em>,<strong> China</strong> is producing so much <em>breast milk</em> that she bathes her baby in the <em>excess</em> each day.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">She is said to be producing <em>two liters</em> of milk, more than she needs, to feed her six-week-old daughter <strong>Shan Shan</strong>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Her mother, husband and mother-in-law had all been <em>drinking</em> the extra milk but she says they still have plenty left over. Yes, you read it right. <strong>They also drink the excess milk</strong>. Yuck.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Luo&#8217;s mother-in-law is the one who suggested to give the baby a breast milk bath.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">She is currently offering to donate the &#8220;extra&#8221; breast milk because she feels that bathing her baby in breast milk is too much of an <em>indulgence</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Wtf, it must be a lot of milk!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Is <em>Mrs. Luo</em> a half-breed human-cow or something? Weird stuff. But hey, it&#8217;s China! Anything&#8217;s possible.</p>
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		<title>Early Photograph Of New York To Be Auctioned</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the earliest photographs of New York in existence is expected to fetch as much as $70,000 when it is auctioned off later this month at Sotheby&#8216;s auction house in New York. The 5.5-by-4-inch, black and white, half-plate daguerreotype &#8230; <a href="http://thepirata.com/early-photograph-of-new-york-to-be-auctioned/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/early-photograph-of-new-york-to-be-auctioned/' addthis:title='Early Photograph Of New York To Be Auctioned '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">One of the earliest photographs of <strong>New York</strong> in existence is expected to <em>fetch</em> as much as $70,000 when it is auctioned off later this month at <strong>Sotheby</strong>&#8216;s auction house in <em>New York</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The 5.5-by-4-inch, black and white, half-plate <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daguerreotype" target="_self">daguerreotype</a></em> dating from 1848 shows a country estate in <em>Manhattan</em> on what was then known as <em>old Bloomingdale Road</em> and referred to as &#8220;<em>a continuation of Broadway</em>&#8220;.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">[via <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/25/ny.photograph/index.html" target="_self">cnn</a>]</p>
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