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		<title>Cool and Creative USB Flash Drives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Bottle Opener USB Flash Drive Injection USB Flash Drive The Swiss Knife USB Flash Drive The Wooden Stick USB Flash Drive Lego USB Flash Drive Clip USB Flash Drive Yoda USB Flash Drive Hand Grenade USB Flash Drive Mechanical USB Flash Drive Transformers USB Flash Drive Lighter USB Flash Drive Wine Cork USB Flash [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/cool-and-creative-usb-flash-drives/' addthis:title='Cool and Creative USB Flash Drives '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Bottle Opener USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bottle_opener_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15310" height="310" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bottle_opener_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Injection USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/injection_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15311" height="300" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/injection_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>The Swiss Knife USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/swiss_knife_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15313" height="320" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/swiss_knife_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>The Wooden Stick USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wooden_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15314" height="289" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wooden_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Lego USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lego_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15315" height="274" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lego_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Clip USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/clip_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15316" height="326" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/clip_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Yoda USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/yoda_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15317" height="300" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/yoda_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Hand Grenade USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/grenade_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15318" height="302" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/grenade_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Mechanical USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mechanical_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15319" height="314" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mechanical_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Transformers USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/transformers_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15320" height="338" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/transformers_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Lighter USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lighter_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15321" height="390" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lighter_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Wine Cork USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wine_cork_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15322" height="364" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wine_cork_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Bob-Omb USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mario_bob_omb_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15323" height="394" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mario_bob_omb_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Battery USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/battery_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15324" height="444" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/battery_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Nail USB Flash Drive</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nail_usb_flash_drive.jpg" rel="lightbox[15307]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15325" height="473" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nail_usb_flash_drive.jpg" title="" width="450" /></a></p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.designer-daily.com/a-collection-of-cool-usb-flash-drives-13737">designer-daily</a></p>
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<li><a href="http://thepirata.com/guy-turns-spoon-with-cereal-into-a-working-usb-flash-drive/" rel="bookmark" title="May 30, 2009">Guy Turns Spoon With Cereal Into A Working USB Flash Drive</a></li>
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		<title>G[insert breast here]gle</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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	<a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google_breast_01.jpg" rel="lightbox[14763]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14764" height="375" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google_breast_01-500x375.jpg" title="" width="500" /></a></p>
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	<a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google_breast_03.jpg" rel="lightbox[14763]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14766" height="375" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google_breast_03-500x375.jpg" title="" width="500" /></a></p>
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	<a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google_breast_04.jpg" rel="lightbox[14763]"><img alt="" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14767" height="375" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google_breast_04-500x375.jpg" title="" width="500" /></a></p>
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		<title>If You Printed The Internet…</title>
		<link>http://thepirata.com/if-you-printed-the-internet%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[via cartridgesave.co.uk] Similar Posts: You Should Never Ask For Help On The Internet The Disagreeing Internet Military Ads &#8211; Enjoy Them, If &#8220;Enjoy&#8221; Is The Right Word Strangest Internet Cafés Around The World Geeky Graffiti Art For The Artistic Geek In You<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/if-you-printed-the-internet%e2%80%a6/' addthis:title='If You Printed The Internet… '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Printing-the-internet-bed1.jpg" rel="lightbox[14712]"><img width="500" height="800" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14714" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Printing-the-internet-bed1.jpg" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Printing-the-internet-Book2.jpg" rel="lightbox[14712]"><img width="500" height="700" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14715" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Printing-the-internet-Book2.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Printing-the-internet-Cartridges3.jpg" rel="lightbox[14712]"><img width="500" height="900" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14716" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Printing-the-internet-Cartridges3.jpg" /></a></p>
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<p>[via <a href="http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/news/if-you-printed-the-internet/">cartridgesave.co.uk</a>]</p>
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		<title>According To Google: Twitter Is&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This, ahemm.., pretty much sums up twitter! Google&#8216;s sense of humor strikes again. [image via tweetafile] Similar Posts: Real-Life Twitter Google Adding Sophisticated Voice Recognition To The iPhone WTF IS THIS??!! Some Secrets Men Won&#8217;t Tell YOU Google Launches Internet Browser<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/according-to-google-twitter-is/' addthis:title='According To Google: Twitter Is&#8230; '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">This, <em>ahemm..,</em> pretty much sums up <strong>twitter</strong>! <strong>Google</strong>&#8216;s <em>sense of humor strikes again.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">[image via <a href="http://tweetafile.com/9h" target="_self">tweetafile</a>]</p>
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		<title>Mercedes-Benz Cell Phone</title>
		<link>http://thepirata.com/mercedes-benz-cell-phone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A crazy-looking Mercedes-Benz cellphone from China. And don&#8217;t be surprised, when using one, you&#8217;ll get a tap on the back with a question: are you retarded?! [via demonicious] Similar Posts: Gold Plated Mercedes Benz C63 The Diamond Covered, Million Dollar Mercedes-Benz SL600 My Name Is Earl Glass Cellphone Concept Man Broke Into Home To Charge [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/mercedes-benz-cell-phone/' addthis:title='Mercedes-Benz Cell Phone '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>A crazy-looking <strong>Mercedes-Benz cellphone</strong> from <strong>China</strong>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">And don&#8217;t be surprised, when using one, you&#8217;ll get a tap on the back with a question: <em>are you retarded?!</em></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mercedes_phone_02.jpg" rel="lightbox[14589]"><img width="500" height="344" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14599" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mercedes_phone_02-500x344.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mercedes_phone_03.jpg" rel="lightbox[14589]"><img width="500" height="344" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14600" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mercedes_phone_03-500x344.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mercedes_phone_04.jpg" rel="lightbox[14589]"><img width="500" height="344" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-14601" title="" alt="" src="http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mercedes_phone_04-500x344.jpg" /></a></p>
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<p>[via <a target="_self" href="http://demonicious.com/20090731/cell-phone-for-mercedes-fans/">demonicious</a>]</p>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Largest RC Chopper</title>
		<link>http://thepirata.com/the-worlds-largest-rc-chopper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mil Mi-24 is a large helicopter gunship and low-capacity troop transport produced by Mil Moscow Helicopter Plant and operated from 1972 by the Soviet Air Force, its successors, and over thirty other nations. The Mi-24 Assault helicopter is manned by two crew seated in tandem fully armored cockpits with bullet proof front glass. Orig [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/the-worlds-largest-rc-chopper/' addthis:title='The World&#8217;s Largest RC Chopper '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">The <strong>Mil Mi-24</strong> is a large <em>helicopter gunship</em> and low-capacity troop transport produced by <strong>Mil Moscow Helicopter Plant</strong> and operated from 1972 by the <strong>Soviet Air Force</strong>, its successors, and over thirty other nations.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">The <strong>Mi-24 Assault helicopter</strong> is manned by two crew seated in tandem fully armored cockpits with <em>bullet proof front glass.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Orig More..in: <strong>Russia</strong><br />
Type: gunship helicopter, retaining assault transport capability<br />
Max Speed: 180 kt / 208 mph<br />
Max Range: 160 km / 99 miles<br />
Dimensions: main rotor diam. 17.30 m / 56 ft 9 in length 21.35 m / 70 ft 0.5 in height 6.50 m / 21 ft 4 in</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Holy <strong>SHIT</strong> I want one&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Tech Commandments</title>
		<link>http://thepirata.com/the-tech-commandments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know someone who keeps breaking commandment number two! [image via geekculture] Similar Posts: Traveling Through The Planet In 42 Minutes The Forever 27 Club Sword Disguised As A Snake Knifed 666 Times Each And Eaten Amazing Domino Day 2008<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/the-tech-commandments/' addthis:title='The Tech Commandments '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">I know someone who keeps breaking commandment number two!</p>
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		<title>MacBook Transformer</title>
		<link>http://thepirata.com/macbook-transformer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ehemplo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some french guy found a cool, hidden feature on his MacBook. The animation was amazing, great job!!! Similar Posts: New MacBooks Stronger, Drop Mouse Buttons, Add Multi-Touch Watch The Earth Gets Destroyed By An Asteroid In High Definition Authentic Vampire Killing Kit Sold The Godfather Portrait Created Using The Entire Movie Script Post-It Stop Motion<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://thepirata.com/macbook-transformer/' addthis:title='MacBook Transformer '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some french guy found a cool, hidden feature on his <strong>MacBook</strong>.</p>
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<p>The <em>animation</em> was amazing, great job!!!</p>
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