Silence Of The Fart
Spitted out by bitchfactory on January 5th, 2009. Filed under: Bizarre Creations, Dark Humor
And I am not kidding.
A man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you put in your anus. Yes, you stick it up your ass people!
It is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts “tend” to produce. Now you can go around safe either on a romantic date, a panel interview, a comedy show (without farting loud).
Here’s an additional tip: Spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur. Now that’s amazing and convenient!
Pls. shoot me now.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2010 at 9:02 am
damn shoot me too
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