Hello Kitty Zombie Birthday Cake

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I don’t want this on my birthday mom! This is too horrifying! A green kitty cake with dark eye circles? Hello zombie!!! Noooo!
Debbie Does Cakes, cake designer Debbie Gourd is the creator of this hideous monster, err, Hello Kitty Cake. Its supposed to give this “we don’t get” impression. And she sure succeed! I definitely [...]

Office Worker Sitting Dead At Desk For Five Days

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

And no one noticed?! WTF?!

The (Crazy) Dead Man Ringer

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Imagine this — when you ring somebody’s phone and get voicemail, would leave a message? Yes if the person is still alive, of course! But when he’s dead… well, that’s another story!
Marian Seltzer always gets her husband’s voicemail. But she doesn’t mind leaving messages – he’s been dead for three years. Three fucking years! And [...]

Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong Using Nunchaku

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

It’s an ad for a Nokia phone (N96 special Bruce Lee edition) featuring a digitally inserted Bruce Lee playing ping pong using his weapon of choice.

Fake but it’s still awesome.

Boy Dies After Using Too Much Deodorant

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Can you believe this?
A 12-year-old English boy named Daniel Hurley collapsed and died from heart problems after spraying too much deodorant in the family bathroom.
He was using too much deodorant which resulted in cardiac arrhythmia and collapsed immediately in the bath. He died five days later in the hospital.
The solvents in the spray triggered the [...]

90-Year-Old Living With 3 Siblings’ Bodies

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Awwww, that’s sweet! Morbid but sweet!
A 90-year-old woman in Illinois, liked by her neighbors, apparently has been living in a house with, get this, the bodies of three siblings! Yup, you heard me right, dead bodies! One of whom may have been dead since the early 1980s, as reported by the police.
Police Cmdr. Tom Guenther [...]

Bowler Collapses And Dies After Rolling 300 Game

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

A 62-year-old bowler named Don Doane, minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna.
The teammates say he was giving a high-five minutes before. They tried to revive him but Doane never spoke another word. He died of what was apparently a massive heart attack.
“It [...]

Aquaholic Drinks Himself To Death

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

I have never heard of the term Aquaholic until now. Apparently, aquaholism is a condition that results in the continued consumption of, get this – WATER!  It is very similar to alcoholism, but instead of gorging on alcoholic beverages, an aquaholic person finds pleasure in consuming large quantity of water very quickly.
A mentally disturbed man [...]