Introducing… The Condometric

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Say whaaa…?? Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Simply put, it measures your peepee!

Man: “I Accidentally Shot My Wife During Sex”

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Ooooops! What did you do!?? In Springfield, Ohio, a woman is in critical condition after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex. What a climax! Hah! Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something (a condom perhaps?!) on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged [...]

Opportunity

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

This is just to funny too pass.

Man Convicted Of Having Sex With A Horse!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

What the hell was he thinking?! Gross! When Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was just out of a 3-year probation after he was caught on his first “attack” to the poor animal, he was caught again months later doing the same stupid thing to the same animal! How crazy is that? He told the court: “I [...]

Police Caught Man With His Penis Submerged In A Pasta Sauce Jar

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

This is just hilarious! Can you believe this maniac?! The maniac attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach, Newcastle, on October 26. Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the local newspaper Newcastle Herald reported. Talk [...]

Sex Book For Children

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

OK, This is just weird and fucked up beyond proportion. Apparently there is a sex book for children. Yes, for children.  Drawings anime style. And this disturbing piece comes from…… none other than – CHINA! As much as I find this book disturbing, I actually think it’s so damn hilarious! I laughed so hard with [...]

Sex Alert Door Hanger

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

Ever walk on somebody having sex? Or someone walks-in while you were having sex? A roommate maybe? And the horror you have just witnessed sends shivers down your spine? And leaves you traumatized for days? Well, this revolutionary (duh!) product will help change all that! This product is basically a Sex Alarm. Yes, people are [...]

The Truth Behind the 12 Hottest Sex Myths

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

1. Men Reach Their Sexual Peak at 18, and Women Reach Theirs at 28 TRUE: With regard to their supply of sexual hormones, at least. Testosterone peaks at age 18 in men; women’s estrogen hits its high point in their mid-20s. “But peak hormones don’t mean peak sexual performance,” says Marc Goldstein, M.D., a professor [...]