Say whaaa…?? Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Simply put, it measures your peepee!

Condometric prophylactics are made of natural rubber latex and are electronically tested one by one. So, what size are you? Lemme see lemme see!!!

You can find it HERE.

Ooooops! What did you do!??

In Springfield, Ohio, a woman is in critical condition after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex. What a climax! Hah!

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something (a condom perhaps?!) on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest. What, then you simply said, “Ooops, sorry honey, were you not done yet? Then bam!”

Sad.

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This is just to funny too pass.

What the hell was he thinking?! Gross!

When Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was just out of a 3-year probation after he was caught on his first “attack” to the poor animal, he was caught again months later doing the same stupid thing to the same animal! How crazy is that?

He told the court: “I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse.” When you say “interfered”, you mean SEX, right? Crazy! And you manage to put it lightly? How fucked up are you?

He added to the court: “Maybe I had a little bit of an urge or something. I mean, like a sexual, a sexual thing, I suppose you could call it that.” An urge or something?! Seriously!
Le Gallais was jailed for three years and found guilty of two charges of attempting a sexual act with a horse at Guernsey’s Royal Court after admitting having sex with the animal. Maniac!

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This is just hilarious! Can you believe this maniac?!

The maniac attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach, Newcastle, on October 26. Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the local newspaper Newcastle Herald reported. Talk about some weapon eh?

When the police were confronting him, this is where it gets better! The maniac was caught doing some lewd act and was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest! He refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley  (the name of the maniac) attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”. Seriously! How dumb and peckish could he get?

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. Whaat? A Russell terrier?

Too much Freud bebe, too much of Freud! Sex Rehab here we come!

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Apparently there is a sex book for children. Yes, for children.  Drawings anime style.

And this disturbing piece comes from…… none other than – CHINA!

As much as I find this book disturbing, I actually think it’s so damn hilarious! I laughed so hard with this one.

A big NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

Contains adult contents. You have been warned!

Check it out:

OK, This is the PEE PEE.

WTF! circumcised and uncircumcised!  LOL!

And this is called the VAJAYJAY.

WTF! The balls are making a peace sign!

Sun bathing? HAHAHAHAH!!!!

This is some creative shit. Funny as hell.

Ever walk on somebody having sex? Or someone walks-in while you were having sex? A roommate maybe? And the horror you have just witnessed sends shivers down your spine? And leaves you traumatized for days?

Well, this revolutionary (duh!) product will help change all that!

This product is basically a Sex Alarm. Yes, people are so inventive nowadays.

Just hang it into your door knob, and if anyone approaches the door, it yells out that someone is having sex inside. Seriously.

I wonder if the sound is customizable.

You can find it HERE.

Geeezzz!

1. Men Reach Their Sexual Peak at 18, and Women Reach Theirs at 28
TRUE: With regard to their supply of sexual hormones, at least. Testosterone peaks at age 18 in men; women’s estrogen hits its high point in their mid-20s. “But peak hormones don’t mean peak sexual performance,” says Marc Goldstein, M.D., a professor of reproductive medicine and urology at Cornell University’s Weill Medical College. So feel free to try for a personal best—at any age.

2. Semen is Low-Carb
FALSE: “Semen is mostly fruit sugar [fructose] and enzymes—not low-carb,” says Dr. Goldstein. Which finally explains why there’s no Oral Sex Diet.

3. Masturbation Yields the Strongest Orgasm
TRUE: But it’s not a hard-and-fast rule, as it were. “It depends on the individual,” says Jon L. Pryor, M.D., a professor of urologic surgery at the University of Minnesota. “For some it does, but for others, there’s nothing that beats good ol’ intercourse.”

4. The Average Erection Measures 8 Inches
FALSE: Relax, Shorty. It’s closer to 6.

5. No Penis is Too Large or Too Small for Any Vagina
TRUE: But perception still wins the game in the end. “I was once at a dinner meeting with seven other sex doctors—six men and one woman,” says Dr. Pryor. “The men all agreed that size doesn’t matter. The woman looked at us and said, ‘Think what you want. Size matters.’ We all left dejected.”

6. Oysters Make You Horny
FALSE: You make you horny. “There is no scientific evidence that oysters increase libido,” says Dr. Pryor. “But there may be a placebo effect, so if it works, great!”

7. Green M&Ms Make You Horny
FALSE: Unless they do. Then it’s true. Isn’t the mind wonderful?

8. Men Think About Sex Every 7 Seconds
FALSE: That number is tossed around a lot, but the truth is that only 23 percent of men claim to fantasize frequently. But maybe the rest are just too distracted to check the clock.

9. Cutting Out Broccoli Will Make Your Semen Taste Better
TRUE: Semen is naturally bitter, and eating broccoli and drinking coffee can make it worse. A ray of hope for the Oral Sex Diet!

10. Having Sex Before an Important Event—the Big Game, the Critical Presentation—Can Ruin Your Performance in the Event
FALSE: Swiss researchers performed stress tests on people 2 and 10 hours after the subjects had had sex, and found that by 10 hours, the participants were fully recovered. There was only a small dip in performance 2 hours after sex.

11. Having Sex in Water (Swimming Pool, Hot Tub, Shower) Will Kill Sperm
TRUE: Some of your swimmers may die, but it isn’t an effective method of birth control, according to Dr. Pryor. Though a hot tub can overheat your testicles and kill sperm, there should be plenty left for the egg hunt.

12. You Can Become Addicted to Web Porn
TRUE: But the risk is low. Only 1 percent of all people who check out Internet porn will become addicted. If you’re sporting a ring, be careful: 38 percent of addicts are married.

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