Trouser Expander To Enlarge Your “Self-Esteem”
Spitted out by ehemplo on January 4th, 2009. Filed under: Bizarre Creations, Dark Humor
Got inferiority complex? Which leads to social disadvantages due to a certain “physical limitation”? Then the “Trouser Expander” is for you!
This hilarious gadget is the perfect thing if you’re feeling a little smaller than normal and need to ‘inflate’ yourself a little. You can easily impress the ladies and enlarge your ego to a whopping 8”. Damn.
With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching… well you get the idea!
Great for those cold water ’shrinkage’ moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem!
All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements – with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!
Features:
- Inflatable ‘expander’
- Comes with hand pump, inflatable ‘expander and connecting airtube.
- Size (when inflated) 21cm long x 18cm girth.
- Item can be inflated to a convenient size, and deflated when needed.
Funny stuff! It cost around $7 and you can find it HERE.
